Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Philosophy


A glass of wine 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine 
and those who don't and are always 
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said: 

In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of Shit. 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

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